Jerking,the bald guy,till he pukes,,,,,,,,
Shaking,the one-eyed monster,alone,,,,,,,,
Petting,the midget,[-BLANK-],,,,,,,,
Spunking,Mr. Johnson,'till he throws up,,,,,,,,
Banging,Mr. Dick,until something better comes out,,,,,,,,
Cracking,the pepperoni,to be ready when the opportunity comes,,,,,,,,
Shining,the love muscle,till the end,,,,,,,,
Tenderizing,the Magic Wand,while meditating,,,,,,,,
Playing with,the six-inch,for fitness,,,,,,,,
Manhandling,the little friend,till he spits,,,,,,,,
Doin' a loner,the one-eyed weasel,,,,,,,,,
Making friends,your man-handle,,,,,,,,,
Entertaining,the hammer,,,,,,,,,
Shaking hands with,the instrument,,,,,,,,,
Swinging,the dong,,,,,,,,,
Snapping,the hot-dog,,,,,,,,,
Arm-wrestling,the one-stringed guitar,,,,,,,,,
Wacking,the stallion,,,,,,,,,
Jimmying,Jack,,,,,,,,,
Warming up,Pedro,,,,,,,,,
Hand-starting,the obelisk,,,,,,,,,
Playing peek-a-boo,the spitting llama,,,,,,,,,
Erupting,the chess bishop,,,,,,,,,
Erupting,,,,,,,,,,
Gripping,,,,,,,,,,
Using the Force,,,,,,,,,,